August 24th, 2020, 11:25 pm
Retired synth pop Snorlax Naz's official website got "hacked" this evening.
For those keeping track... well jk no one is keeping track so let me give you all a brief outline: Naz has been promising us Masochism since 2015. After much ado about nothing and lots of empty promises of release dates, the first single Downhill Lullaby was finally released in March 2019. It was that same month that our Sleepy Time Tea Queen revealed her record would be released in the winter. Her 25 remaining stans (yours truly included) knew of course that the lie detector test would prove that was a lie, but we feigned enthusiasm none the fucking less
Flash cut to over 1 year later, Masochism is still locked up in Al Capone's vault. But wait... SOMEONE has leaked 2 demos (Guardian, One Way to Heaven) from Mascohism, and now we have what seems to be a third demo to add to the scrap heap! You can listen to "I Pray For Rain" at the source, naz.com, which up until today was still clinging to Downhill Lullaby promo with a righteous fury
Will Capitol ever release this dated af album? Prob not but who cares, just enjoy this before the one intern they have assigned to Naz's mental case file gets wind of what a seizure hazard the new site is and hits CTRL + ALT + DELETE