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August 24th, 2020, 11:25 pm
Retired synth pop Snorlax Naz's official website got "hacked" this evening.
For those keeping track... well jk no one is keeping track so let me give you all a brief outline: Naz has been promising us Masochism since 2015. After much ado about nothing and lots of empty promises of release dates, the first single
Downhill Lullaby was finally released in March 2019. It was that same month that our Sleepy Time Tea Queen revealed her record would be released in the winter. Her 25 remaining stans (yours truly included) knew of course that the lie detector test would prove that was a lie, but we feigned enthusiasm none the fucking less
Flash cut to over 1 year later, Masochism is still locked up in Al Capone's vault. But wait... SOMEONE has leaked 2 demos (Guardian, One Way to Heaven) from Mascohism, and now we have what seems to be a third demo to add to the scrap heap! You can listen to "I Pray For Rain" at the source, naz.com, which up until today was still clinging to Downhill Lullaby promo with a righteous fury
Will Capitol ever release this dated af album? Prob not but who cares, just enjoy this before the one intern they have assigned to Naz's mental case file gets wind of what a seizure hazard the new site is and hits CTRL + ALT + DELETE
August 24th, 2020
August 24th, 2020
man in 2013 i thought this bitch was gonna be IT lmao it's crazy looking at her now and she's better known for the fuck boys she hangs around
August 24th, 2020
lmaooo i tweeted this!!! she liked it and idk why it got me excited she was back on social media but still no new tweets or posts i hope she knows she's not gonna have that 0.001% relevancy left if she pops up again in 5 months
August 24th, 2020
Did anybody see The Rental? Naz is in it, it's a Dave Franco directed horror with Steve Harrington but it's not terrible, I didn't realize it was her at first and had to do a double take. Guess selling those ugly novelty lamps to all her celeb friends stopped paying the bills
August 24th, 2020
ngl i really liked The Rental, but i don't get wtf is happening with this album and why she bailed from insta and twitter only to come back to the internet and do... this?
August 24th, 2020
What's not to get? She prob thinks this is "cute" and "eccentric" and there's no way for anyone to give her feedback on it, pretty sure she bailed from Twitter after Casey Calvetti posted that long ass video rambling about their breakup
August 24th, 2020
she bailed from Twitter after Gaspar Noe outed her and Ilias Lambrou as shit talking psychopaths with that pathetic letterboxd account but nice try
August 24th, 2020
ngl this song is fire. a really tired fire that i'm gonna fall asleep to but still fire. her html skills tho... the geocities of it all... queen pls sign up for CALTHORPE CODES
August 24th, 2020
she's on insta live rn dancing to this song with a big bruise on her face, i'm 20 mins in and she just keeps hitting repeat idk how much longer i can watch this happen