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Naz Updates @NazUpdates
Your best source for news about retiree @Naz!
  naz.lnk.to/DownhillLullab..     Joined August 2015
604 Following      14.1k Followers
Followed by the ideal husband
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 6 Aight the Globes are over and we have been fed our yearly scraps. Place your bets on whether or not we'll get more Naz content before 2021 and how many weeks it'll take for her to unblock me 🥰                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 6 So glad I stayed up to watch my fav spend another night NOT recording or releasing new material                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 6 I got work in the morning y'all a bitch is SPENT                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 6 Hey @caseycalvetti, what's your excuse for all this Twitter silence? No wifi in the ice cream shop? 🧐 ️                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 6 TF did I tell y'all about that ugly ass tattoo 😭 This bitch is really out here chilling with Natassia on the regular too... And Casey's with Shona Lassalle? Hollywood is so incestuous! You love to see it!                        
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sundae seductress @madisonnikki ∙ 1h
don't have any other tea on them guys lmao for all i fuckin know everyone involved could be in an open relationship!!! but follow me for more quality content i'm tryna hit 1k in 2020                        
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sundae seductress @madisonnikki ∙ 1h
for all y'all asking i recognized casey asap but didn't know who naz was until my coworker googled her name off her credit card cuz she called us "unrepentant monsters" for running outta pistachio one day liiiiiike                        
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sundae seductress @madisonnikki ∙ 1h
i said what i said lmao if you wanna have a secret tryst maybe don't show up at the same busy ass ice cream shop every week to make out in a corner booth                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 6 👀 We bout to get some tea, sis?

sundae seductress @madisonnikki · Jan 6, 2020
scuse me how's naz gonna roll up to the golden globes with ilias lambrou casual af like she wasn't dry humping casey calvetti at my job two days ago lmaoooo
                       
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 5 TFW you know in your heart your fav is serving judgmental looks but the cameraman won't pan to her because they think she's a seat filler and they might actually be right
                       
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 5 Who gave Ilias Lambrou the right to look that fine tho                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 5 NAZ ESFAHANI TAKE OVER THE MARRIAGE STORY TABLE IN HONOR OF YOUR 15 SECOND ROLE CHALLENGE                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 5 #PussyPower                        
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billy 🦋 @BillyScream ∙ 1h
Womxn harness the energy of your Pussies and you too can one day publicly tell a M*n "you'll never fuck anyone as hot as me again" and have him immediately convinced and remorseful

Where words fail, the Pussy speaks
                       
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billy 🦋 @BillyScream ∙ 1h
Film Twitter is shook Mr. Doggy Teeth M*n took @Naz to the Globes after she publicly humiliated him and to this I say

Alexa, play "PYNK" by Janelle Monáe
                       
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 5 Y'all my dumbass thought she was there to promote The Girlfriend Experience... I shoulda known...                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 5 LMFAOOOOOOOOOO not only is Naz at the Globes but she's there with ILIAS LAMBROU... I cannot even CANNOT EVEN begin...

source: me, my own two eyes, GettyImages, the caption of "Ilias Lambrou and guest"
                       
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 5 Some day I'm gonna tell my kids NightTime and MyTime about the night I sat through Ricky Gervais' "comedy" to get a glimpse of their godmother                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 5 IS LIL MISS NAZANIN ESFAHANI AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES?????? BIIIIIIIIITCH I WASN'T GONNA WATCH THAT SHIT                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 4 Naz's “Everything is Embarrassing” in Nasty Cherry's song “What Do You Like In Me” 😍

Genius @Genius · Nov 22, 2019
what's the best sample you've ever heard in a song?
                       
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 4 If you're new to this account, you know I keep it 💯 I might be a stan but I'm the first to drag Naz when she does something stupid. Hot takes on her staying quiet ain't it. Iranian-Americans don't owe any of us shit rn                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 4 She hasn't tweeted since October LEAVE MY MOM ALONE

It's Whitney, Bitch @piscesprincess · Jan 4, 2020
so @Naz has time to block a stan account but not to tweet a single thing about Iran? Sis has her priorities straight lmao
                       
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 4 @naz blocked me y'all lmfaooooooooo queen I didn't mean it 😭                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 4 Thinkin bout Naz announcing her Masochism World Tour and then hearing WWIII planes flying over to drop bombs                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 3 #JusticeForDownhillLullaby #GoneButNotForgotten                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 3 💫 day 2259 since Night Time My Time 💫                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 2 We don't talk enough about how @naz got a tattoo of a "c" on her hand right around the time she started chilling with @caseycalvetti 24/7 🤔                        
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Jan 1 2020 update 💫 there are no updates 💫                        


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