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the ideal husband 
@naz ∙ Mar 7
i'm really sad today because ami mizuno is in retrograde
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Mar 7
i'm really sad today because ami mizuno is in retrograde
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 24
any ob-gyns in brooklyn wanna give me a free pap smear? you can livestream it
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 24
everyone asking for deets on my dentist - he didn't pay for #ad space on twitter, i dare not utter his name here sorry not sorry i know my worth! anyway i need a flu shot
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 24
my dentist offered me a free cleaning if i gave him a shout out on instagram and obviously i said yes but how do i parlay this energy into more free healthcare
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 23
oh no david koch is dead that's so sad alexa please stream cross you out by british sensation @Charli_XCX featuring elusive chanteuse naz https://lnk.to/CrossYouOut
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 23
i see celebs getting honorary doctorates all the time, so how do i get an honorary ged? any high school principals out there wanna hook me up?
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 23
on a scale of 1 to crispin glover in his starring turn as clowny clown clown, how is your mental health today?
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 23
love people who read on the train! do not love people who refuse to tilt their books forward so i can read along with them! selfish
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 23
about to go on instagram live and take everyone through my skincare routine, please tune in if the thought of watching me scrub my face raw while i lip sync to willa ford's seminal classic "i wanna be bad" sounds appealing
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 22
would like to state for the record that the italian-american was a role in a film student's short that would've shot in death valley and paid me in etsy gift cards. turning down my dream was really hard. i'm so so so strong
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 22
looking how i look and not wanting to play italian, latinx, arab, etc, makes working in hollywood really hard! so does being only vaguely talented but i'm trying to make a statement here so let's not focus on my mediocrity please
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 22
the last role i got offered was for an italian-american so um no probably not| mirsad @mirsyn Replying to @naz do you think you'll do another film btwn now and masochism's release in 2022???? we miss seeing your face queen |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 21
have received word that francis ford coppola is not dead, taking back my rip for a later date
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 21
lars von trier and nicolas winding refn look like the same man in different evolutionary phases. is this a white male director with three names thing? francis ford coppola also fit this timeline, rip
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 20
the emo bachelorette is exactly like the original flavor bachelorette but with more dashboard confessional soundtracked bacchanalia
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 19
some of you are unimpressed by my accomplishments today... fair! but also those tangles were huge and how dare you
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 19
today i brushed the knots out of my hair and got so tired afterward i had to have a lie down| Naz XCX @pastelplums Replying to @naz 145 days since downhill lullaby released and still no follow up single, album release date or anything. naz what are you doing? |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 19
my manager just texted me asking to see a screenshot of my "twitter drafts" and to that i say lmao lmao lmao rofl rofl rofl imagine thinking i ruminate over anything i tweet for longer than 10 seconds! the audacity!
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 19
not one single word, zero words, negative number of words, that's why it's so good| Naz Updates @nazupdates Replying to @naz How much of Cross You Out did you write??? |
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ཌབསཕངད> @bodyofmyown ∙ Aug 15
Can’t believe Charli XCX is releasing Naz music before Naz herself I’m speechless
ཌབསཕངད> @bodyofmyown ∙ Aug 15
Can’t believe Charli XCX is releasing Naz music before Naz herself I’m speechless
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 18
hey it's saturday please continue sexually or non-sexually enjoying cross you out, a song which features me breathing heavily https://lnk.to/CrossYouOut
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 17
ready and willing to say stupid shit like "bury me in the criterion closet"
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 17
where do i file my application to become a card carrying member of film twitter? i can provide references
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 17
wrestle me you intolerable peasant i need more billy from stranger things mewtwo @mewtwothe sommer brothers were AMAZING tonight and idk why roy is wasting any of his time with acting because the stage is where he BELONGS. FIGHT ME |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 16
hello it's friday have you masturbated to @Charli_XCX's smash single cross you out yet? it features me so multiple orgasms are totally possible https://lnk.to/CrossYouOut
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 15
my mom facetimed me from her plastic surgeon's office today to share with me all the ways in which my face can be improved by knife or syringe, i am so blessed
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 14
nyc, where's the easiest spot to take the driving test? of note: i'm a very bad driver and you should maybe try to sabotage me for the good of us all
