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the ideal husband 
@naz ∙ Mar 7
i'm really sad today because ami mizuno is in retrograde
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Mar 7
i'm really sad today because ami mizuno is in retrograde
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
please just one more| Naz Updates @NazUpdates Replying to @naz NAZANIN ESFAHANI GET OFF OF TWITTER |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
tentatively looks, feels, and sounds like a fake word but it tastes like agave nectar (worse for you than sugar fyi)
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
when are we getting the halloween remix of old town road known tentatively as old ghost town road hahahaha gosh i hope this one goes viral my soul just left my body
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
whose mom do i have to fuck to get a tedx talk? help i'm a feminist i think
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
the conquering of the "daddy" figure being framed in pop culture as a source of personal empowerment is a subject too deep to discuss here and does not 100% relate back to billie eilish regardless please look out for my tedx talk in 2020 where i'll be discussing this + what kind of underwear i have on in depth
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
you can't end me when i'm already over sis| mirsad @mirsyn Replying to @naz Sis don't come for Billie we will end you |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
i know that last tweet wasn't funny at all that's why i'm going to try and pitch it for joker 2
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
the whole concept of fucking a dad is so booooring like do you guys know how easy it is to fuck a dad? that's not a feat that's not impressive i can fuck any dad any time anywhere
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
the only billie eilish song i've heard is the one where she plays into the garden variety dude fantasy of being a hot young chick who wants to fuck a dad so like no i don't have an opinion on her please stop asking
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
earlier i called myself a washed up pop star i can see now how that would be problematic i just want to state for the record i am not now nor have i ever been a star
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
my boyfriend won't even let me make a silicone mold of his dick | citizen grete Kane @funeral2day Replying to @naz reddit thinks you're married |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
please excuse any typographical errors in my tweets the meth makes me confused and feeble
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
i can't answer this question until my billion year contract is up jk jk just a little casual scientology humor i love beck and beck loves me and beck will hate this tweet i love you beckett | Naz XCX @pastelplums Replying to @naz What was it like working with @beck? |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
have i been photographed with open sores before??? i hate this rumor but please tweet more rumors @ me i want to address rumors i want to fist fight russia outside a cracker barrel|
しん @freethecowgirl Replying to @naz GET OFF METH AND RELEASE MASCOHISM |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
can't tell if this tweet is supposed to be mean or not| linzy young @linzo_young Replying to @naz 2 months away from 2020 and the only thing you've got going on is being tweeted at by @ccalvetti Naz WTF |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
nope| g o t h b i s h @666crazyboredsad Replying to @naz Are you ever going to address working with Terry Richardson in 2013 and 2014? |
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peaches n scream @bodyofmyown ∙ Oct 20
Naz Esfahani's drunk ass bout to get herself canceled before sunrise I'm calling it now
peaches n scream @bodyofmyown ∙ Oct 20
Naz Esfahani's drunk ass bout to get herself canceled before sunrise I'm calling it now
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
just took a dna test, turns out i'm 100% indifferent to the struggles of artists who aren't ME surprise i'm a narcissist they can't diagnose that on maury
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
justin doesn't talk to me about his pending lawsuits and i don't talk to him about trying to bite a security guard at tiffany's for asking me to stop crying in front of the engagement rings | 𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐥
@dontyoustillrun Replying to @naz What's the insider info on the @JustinRaisen and @lizzo drama? |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
forgot 2022 is only three years away... but i stand by it like i guess my steady diet of sour gummies + diamond water has to catch up with me eventually
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
happy belated birthday @evanengelson i feel so lucky knowing questions about you will haunt me forever i can't wait to be summoned via ouija by teen girls in 2022 just to be asked about how soft your hair was before it all fell out | cybrrrrr angel @cybrxangel Replying to @naz gurl what happened w/ you and evan |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
i'm a washed up pop star with shampoo commercial hair and mild psychosis that just won't quit AMA
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
not for nothing but i've been having an existential crisis since 8am this morning
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 20
big sur update 2: nature..... overrated for 2019, glad it will be gone by 2050 so so sorry kids
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 18
big sur update 1: nature rules..... will consider taking time out of my busy sched to march for this stuff at a later date
