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the ideal husband 
@naz ∙ Mar 7
i'm really sad today because ami mizuno is in retrograde
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Mar 7
i'm really sad today because ami mizuno is in retrograde
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Jan 18
if c. left e. then who's going to b. the awkward elder at all my povertycore themed dinner parties from now on
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 1
i never liked fight club so that's fine| rae @motionthickness Replying to @naz what do you think about bret easton ellis calling you talentless |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Jan 18
hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have at the nail salon
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 24
ottessa moshfegh mispronounces her own name with her whole chest and i like that about her
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 1
i don't know what a parasocial relationship is and if it's not about fucking a ghost then i don't care to learn| rae @motionthickness Replying to @naz AND THAT'S ON PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS BABY |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 24
i don't subtweet! so if you're in my mentions ranting about how your fav is the real deal, that's like projection or something man
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 24
the pop girl you've chosen as your avatar in street fighter v doesn't need to be everything you're not
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 24
it's not a hard rule but if your fav is in a room with six other professional songwriters then they're probably not the lyrical savant you (or they) think they are and that's okay
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 1
"it's the middle of the night / and i'm so gone" the original lyric was "it's the middle of the night / and i'm forlorn" and i didn't know what forlorn meant so i scribbled over it and sang that instead| rae @motionthickness Replying to @naz if you're serious -- you're not the one?? |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 24
name one of my songs and i can probably narrow my contributions down to 2-3 lines or phrases
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 24
i'm no music historian but the obsession with "self-made" pop stars who are also songwriters feels like a new-ish phenom
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 1
none of them and i've never been shy about saying so| rae @motionthickness Replying to @naz How many lines of "Everything is Embarrassing" did you actually write? |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 23
you can snitch tag courtney love if you want but she has me blocked and all you'll do is trigger a tirade i won't even see
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 1
no but we do share a diva cup| rae @motionthickness Replying to @naz don't you and @veronicatwitter share a car??? |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 1
i couldn't get a veronica ritter feature so it's dead in the water| rae @motionthickness Replying to @naz but girl…. where is the goddamn alBUM 😭 ‼️ |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Jul 29
i was a failed industry plant and people don't talk about that enough
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Jul 29
when i was 16, i met courtney love at the chateau marmont and she spit at me because i told her rebel girl was my favorite hole song
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 1
you do coke with a war widow one time and suddenly| rae @raebelle Replying to @naz why is courtney love on live saying she has "lots and lots of stories" that she can't tell about you?? |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Aug 1
the last time i thought critically i broke a blood vessel in my right eye
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Oct 23
i once cried at a friend's birthday party because he wouldn't let me enter a legally binding contract to buy andrew keegan's psychic parrot
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Jul 28
every few months some post-tumblr schmuck tweets "naz was right, everything is embarrassing" and gets 3k likes
