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Joined September 2008
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the ideal husband 
@naz ∙ Mar 7
i'm really sad today because ami mizuno is in retrograde
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Mar 7
i'm really sad today because ami mizuno is in retrograde
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 29
happiest of happy trails to my sweet friend @lenadunham who's never done a single thing wrong in her life ever, not one thing, not once, never never
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 29
can you post the whole list please i need to be validated| la bimb0 @bimb0ified Replying to @naz there are a lot of gross things about @naz but being one of @lenadunham's bridesmaids has to be top five grossest |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 28
i don't want to start a cult but i do want to curate a cult's social media presence
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 28
the monolithic entity known as "the gays" love me so maybe he should reconsider? fight club was cool | β Tα»ast β
@snowygalleon Replying to @naz what do you think about bret easton ellis calling you talentless on his podcast |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 27
if c. left e. then who's going to b. the awkward elder at all my povertycore themed dinner parties from now on
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 26
hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have at the nail salon
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 26
ottessa moshfegh mispronounces her own name with her whole chest and i like that about her
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 24
i was a failed industry plant and people don't talk about that enough
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
i don't know what a parasocial relationship is and if it's not about fucking a ghost then i don't care to learn| ChriX @wheresurwiggg Replying to @naz AND THAT'S ON PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS BABY |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
i never subtweet so if you're in my mentions ranting about how your fav is the real deal, that's like projection or something man
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
the elusive chanteuse you've chosen as your avatar in street fighter v doesn't need to be everything you're not
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
it's not a hard rule but if your fav is in a room with six other professional songwriters then they're probably not the lyrical savant you (or they) think they are and that's okay
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
"it's the middle of the night / and i'm so gone" the original lyric was "it's the middle of the night / and i'm forlorn" and i didn't know what forlorn meant so i scribbled over it and sang that instead| ππππππ ππππποΈ @StMuppetsFire Replying to @naz if you're serious -- you're not the one?? |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
name one of my songs and i can probably narrow my contributions down to 2-3 lines or phrases
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
i'm no music historian but the obsession with "self-made" pop stars who are also songwriters feels like a new-ish phenom
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
none of them and i've never been shy about saying so| No Updates Ever! @NazUpdates Replying to @naz How many lines of "Everything is Embarrassing" did you actually write? |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
no but we do share a diva cup| emotional motion thickness @motionthickness Replying to @naz don't you and @veronicatwitter share a car??? |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
i couldn't get a veronica ritter feature so it's dead in the water| π ππΆππ π£ π @seasonalbitch Replying to @naz but girlβ¦. where is the goddamn alBUM π βΌοΈ |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
you can snitch tag courtney love if you want but she has me blocked and all you'll do is trigger a tirade i won't even see
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
when i was 16, i met courtney love at the chateau marmont and she spit at me when i asked if she knew kathleen hanna
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
you do coke with a war widow one time and suddenly| keira @keirabelle Replying to @naz why is courtney love on live saying she has "lots and lots of stories" that she can't tell about you?? |
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 22
the last time i thought critically i broke a blood vessel in my right eye
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 17
i once cried at a friend's birthday party because he wouldn't let me enter a legally binding contract to buy andrew keegan's psychic parrot
the ideal husband @naz ∙ Sep 12
every few months some post-tumblr schmuck tweets "naz was right, everything is embarrassing" and gets 3k likes
