the ideal husband @naz ∙ 13m
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the ideal husband @naz ∙ 16m
thanks @nyulangone for making sure my restraints weren't too tight last night
πππππ ππππππ πππ πππππ @sinema_666 ∙ 45m
i'm not saying @capitolrecords should use @naz eating a death flower on live as part of the promo for masochism but i'm not NOT saying that either
Β’lΰ»Β’kΰΊΰ»rk pΰ»rriΰ»ΰΊΔ @clockworkporridge ∙ 2h
naz looks like the cousin who smokes crystal meth behind the shed and tries to seduce her step-uncle @ the fam reunion
ain't no way i'm gonna believe she didn't know what she was eating not when she deep throated that thing STEM AND ALL like she hadn't been fed for days
ain't no way i'm gonna believe she didn't know what she was eating not when she deep throated that thing STEM AND ALL like she hadn't been fed for days
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Οβ @the_love_bitch ∙ 3h
after further research i can confidently state i would let ilias lambrou blow detura dust up my bussy i don't even care sorry naz sorry to this woman
lily @gasstationsushi ∙ 4h
this bitch mass produces the same five ugly flower paintings for a living since retiring from music and you're telling me she's never seen a datura in one of her lil flower books b4??? lmao y'all been tricked but not i @naz
lily @gasstationsushi ∙ 4h
as a low key naz stan since the hell house glory days of 2011 i can assure you all sis knew that was a datura like her artpop could mean anything
lily @gasstationsushi ∙ 5h
@the_love_bitch naz stans have no standards and like watching her juice roses ok leave us alone WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF
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Οβ @the_love_bitch ∙ 6h
why aren't we reacting more to the fact that this woman naz has a long and sordid history of eating flowers on live AND FOR WHY
αΆΚ°α΅αΆα΅ α΅. α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅ @chuckegouda ∙ Feb 14
now that naz is trending for the first time ever can we stop calling her chrissy teigen 4 the poors and start calling her chrissy teigen 4 the upper middle class?
i think being poisoned by your billionaire shipping heir ex is kinda bougie
i think being poisoned by your billionaire shipping heir ex is kinda bougie
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Feb 14
NAZ IS TRENDING!!! KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING!!! MAYBE WE'LL GET A SINGLE WHEN SHE'S OUT OF THE HOSPITAL
Naz Updates @NazUpdates ∙ Feb 14
For everyone asking, I haven't been in touch with @Naz but I did speak to someone at @CapitolRecords who is on record as saying "Whomst?"
miss belivet if u nasty @finalportrait ∙ Feb 14
only simps believe the @naz datura chronicles this is the same woman who's been promising us masochism for 8 years and all we have to show for it is one prozac ballad that lana could've written in a coma
louis hates movies @himnother ∙ Feb 14
azealia banks raise naz and mascohism from the dead and deliver that 2k unto us all challenge
louis hates movies @himnother ∙ Feb 14
for those keeping track the last time azealia and naz acknowledged each other was in 2014 and if you know then you know
louis hates movies @himnother ∙ Feb 14
azealia banks commenting on naz esfahani's last insta post that she's engaging in witchery to ensure her health is just.... what a night y'all what a night we're having
"and the oscar goes to..." R/HORROR @scorehardy ∙ Feb 14
the only woman casey calvetti is gifting anything on valentine's day is natassia kattan FULL STOP please excuse our angel babes from your naz poison narratives they are happy and healthy and thriving
ππ πππ ππππππ @malice666 ∙ Feb 14
FREE NACHO MERMAID GUY MIND THE GAP RIP NAZ
ππ πππ ππππππ @malice666 ∙ Feb 14
ilias lambrou's gap tooth contains the portal to the netherworld and at least 3-5 of the socks missing from my dryer everything about that c*nt screams voted most likely to poison his ex-girlfriend and frame the nacho guy for the crime RIP NAZ
ππ πππ ππππππ @malice666 ∙ Feb 14
casey calvetti looks like he gives taco bell giftcards to all his loved ones on every major holiday i'd appreciate it if his stans stop blowing up my inbox your king prob smells like stale nacho cheese and wax paper RIP NAZ
ππ πππ ππππππ @malice666 ∙ Feb 14
was it the guy who made a movie where colin farrell's gf kicks his brother to death or the guy starring in - checking my notes - uhhh the little mermaid? btw the brother was a fuckin dog lmfao rip naz
ππ πππ ππππππ @malice666 ∙ Feb 14
someone explain the "who is the ex-boyfriend who poisoned naz esfahani" discourse to me because in one corner we have dogtooth shambrou and in the other we have ac slater's melanin deprived cousin
ππ πππ ππππππ @malice666 ∙ Feb 14
@naz just ate a whole ass datura on live while mumble reading a note from her ex-boyfriend that straight up said "don't eat this" and i
peach plum snare πΌ @licked_up ∙ Feb 14
NAZ IS THIS REAL OR PERFORMANCE ART HELP I'M DISASSOCIATING
peach plum snare πΌ @licked_up ∙ Feb 14
NAZ ESFAHANI LITERALLY CONSUMING POISON ON LIVE AND REALIZING IT IN REAL TIME WAS NOT ON MY 2021 BINGO CARD BUT OK
Mel Horror @boomflume ∙ Feb 14
i'm on my sad boi shit doing vintage bath salts and dancing in my brain cottage to Night Time My Time while naz ods
Mel Horror @boomflume ∙ Feb 14
all the girlies and gays on the live chat screaming DATURA while she shoved it into her mouth rly says something bout @naz's fanbase but idk what
Mel Horror @boomflume ∙ Feb 14
is someone gonna call 911 for @naz or is it gonna be me? is brooklyn even a real place
π ππΆππΆ π @twinonfilm ∙ Feb 14
sorry did @Naz eat a poison flower on live or is my timeline glitching help help help